Gratuitous Picture of Yourself (and the outrageous amount of money you just spent on birth control) Wednesday Look, guys, that’s my receipt from my purchase at Walmart today. No, I didn’t purchase a gaming system, or a tv, or a really cheap computer or, like, a couch or anything. That’s $199.95 for three months of birth control. THREE MONTHS. That’s more money than I spend on booze in three months and that’s saying a lot. Actually, that’s probably not a true statement, and I guess the booze is more likely to get me pregnant/give my eventual children brain defects but that’s still a lot to pay for three months of not having a baby. I suppose an actual baby costs more than $200 for 3 months, so maybe LoestrinFe is actually A STEAL. You know it’s bad when the Walmart prescription checkout lady is all “Oh honey…” when she rang my prescription up.  I guess what I’m trying to say is that some chick needs to rewrite that “Half on a Baby” song to “Half on my Birth Control.” Oh, also in that picture, I got new glasses. They’ll last me at least a year and allow me to see. Oh, and they cost $50 less than 3 months of birth control.

Gratuitous Picture of Yourself (and the outrageous amount of money you just spent on birth control) Wednesday

Look, guys, that’s my receipt from my purchase at Walmart today. No, I didn’t purchase a gaming system, or a tv, or a really cheap computer or, like, a couch or anything. That’s $199.95 for three months of birth control. THREE MONTHS. That’s more money than I spend on booze in three months and that’s saying a lot. Actually, that’s probably not a true statement, and I guess the booze is more likely to get me pregnant/give my eventual children brain defects but that’s still a lot to pay for three months of not having a baby. I suppose an actual baby costs more than $200 for 3 months, so maybe LoestrinFe is actually A STEAL. You know it’s bad when the Walmart prescription checkout lady is all “Oh honey…” when she rang my prescription up. 

I guess what I’m trying to say is that some chick needs to rewrite that “Half on a Baby” song to “Half on my Birth Control.” Oh, also in that picture, I got new glasses. They’ll last me at least a year and allow me to see. Oh, and they cost $50 less than 3 months of birth control.