• Anna: it's ok, tomorrow i get to go to a fancy party
  • Anna: though i was informed that i have to wear an actual cocktail dress, not just a dress i've spilled a cocktail on =(
  • Anna: cos i have plenty of the latter
  • Anna: and have to borrow one of the former
  • Me: well girl, the good news is
  • Me: you can make that borrowed cocktail dress
  • Me: both a real cocktail dress and a dress you spilled a cocktail on
  • Anna: hahaha
  • Me: After a half bottle of vodka you can do anything you put your mind to!