Negotiating Rap Lyrics (with persons I never intend to sleep with)

  • Him: can I hit it in the morning without giving you half of my dough
  • Me: hahahaa. no. midafternoon would work though
  • Him: midafternoon is a great time
  • Me: imma need an eighth of your dough for that though
  • Him: 1/8 of my dough, midafternoon 3 times/week. fair offer
  • Me: DONE
  • Him: i'm brimming with excitement already