Bliggity Bloggity Bloog

Oct 10

A Joke No One Got...

• Me: It has a moon chart so you can know the phases of the moon. Everyone needs that.
• Him: Duh. That tells you when to fish.
• Me: It has tide data too, but that just lets you know when to sing blondie
• Him: ...

Sep 25

I made this, because I hate everyone.

Sep 21

found this searching google images for graffiti tables :)

Sep 10

My dad's the best

• Me: Daddy, I'm sad.
• Dad: It's okay, you're allowed to be sad
• Me: cries
• Dad: That's how it works kiddo, you have to be sad and then you stop and then you get over it and then you're over it for good.

May 29

Memorial Day Weekend Nailzzzzzzzzz

May 08

I feel like sleep is pretty afraid of my insomnia and that’s why it never wants to hang out with me.

May 04

In Which People Don’t Get My Sense of Humor

One of boyfriend’s soccer teammates was showing us bruises from their practice that he gave her and looked at me and asked me if I could believe it. I said “Oh I can believe it he beats me every day.” I got a lot of concerned looks and nervous laughter, and boyfriend said one of the guys on his team gave him a look. I immediately followed it up with “Just Kidding” and managed to stop myself from saying “I just walk into a lot of doors.”

So, hopefully people at his work don’t think he’s abusive, lol.

Boyfriend and I just put homemade macncheese on garlic triscuits and it was the most amazing thing in the world… and no, neither of us was on drugs or drunk.

May 02

“‎”I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that” — Martin Luther King, Jr.”

Mar 25

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