January 2010
3 posts
Bexmix: gosh...we have so many friends that are choosing to go down that path. gross
me: yeah idiots
Bexmix: i can't even imagine wanting to get married right now
me: i can't even imagine wanting a boyfriend
Bexmix: ha
me: or like
me: a roommate
me: or a plant
me: I CAN'T IMAGINE WANTING A PLANT, BECCA
Bexmix: haha
me: our plants would DIE
me: a horrible death of dehydration
me: haha
me: we'd run out of water and pour vodka
me: IT'S THE SAME RIGHT?:
Bexmix: haha
Bexmix: what this plant wants is booooze
Bexmix: if it's our plant
Half Asleep Text Conversations in the Morning
Me : We can't all be on your time schedule [ed note: this is referring to someone being cranky that I didn't respond to their 1:30am text]
Person: Why not?
Me: Because if I lived on your time schedule and worked I would be a zombiiiiiie
Person : Zombies are big right now though
Me: idk I think it'd be hard to find a man as a zombie
Person: Pish Posh
Me: and since that's my only goal in life, I can't do it
Person: You sound like a Jewish mother
Me: That's my other goal in life
Person: Hodge Podge
Me: YOU sound like an old British lady
Person: Somewhere along the line I've become half brit. With all the imported ales and BBC I digest on a daily basis
Me: What made you an old lady?
Person: hot flashes.
The Internet is a Beautiful Place and My Guy...
Bex: lates
Me: i HATE when people say that .. haaaate it .. ian says it
Bex: me too.. guys say it in general because they are stooopid.
me: i just asked ian where guys get that from ha
Bex: i'm sure a movie
me: Probably
me: ian says he has no idea so that is unhelpful
Bex: found on internets "Late and Lates are stunna terms."
me: I just told him "nevermind, apparently the internet says they're "stunna terms" which TOTALLY explains why you say it. I retract my question."
Bex: hahaha
me: he is a stunna.. what is a stunna? i don't even know
Bex: i think lil wayne is one of those people
me: hahahaha
Bex: i'm consulting the urban dictionary..PERFECT
me: birdman is definitely a stunna
Bex: A person who drives around town in nice cars, on dubz, showing off their ice and bling. Most of the time, this gets them many bitches and hoes which they then take back to their crib to bang up the ass.
me: oh that's for sure ian [Editor's note: Ian is definitely not a stunna]
Bex: that is the best definition of anything ever.
me: yep.