December 2009
6 posts
to-do lists
I make a to-do list pretty much once a week, otherwise I forget what I have to do that week. Generally, I lose the list within the first day, so maybe the first thing on the list should be “Do not misplace to-do list.” When I make my list, I always make sure to make the first thing on the list something I’ve already done so I can cross it off and feel like I’ve...
In Which My Friends and I Have Good Taste in Men
Friend: i'm off to probation...i'll call you when i get done.
me: have fun! it's just orientation right?
Friend: ha..yeah i will!
me: pick me up a ghetto mexican
me: xoxo
Friend: i'm going to meet me a criminal boyfriend.
me: HAHAHAHAHA
me: I LOVE US.
Friend: yeah, it's orientation..so all the new probationeeees.
Friend: MEAT MARKET!
me: Well, it's better than parolees!
me: Stick to minor drug/alcohol offense
me: perhaps light b&e if necessary
Just got hung up on because I wouldn’t stop saying “Fiestada”. Totally worth it.
I NEED a Fiestada
Seriously, Becca and I are trying to find somewhere we can go get Fiestadas. I’m thinking of pretending to be a high school student for a day just so I can have one. SO GOOD. SO GOOD.
In Which I Try to Find a Backup Plan to the Law...
Me: [Redacted] and I spend a lot of time thinking of career plans and somehow they always involve us sleeping with rich men
B: You've given me incentive to be rich
Me: hahaha
B: is it both of you at the same time? and what kind of rich are we talking about here?
Me : uhm, rich enough that i can sell my story to the tabs
B: but then youd have money and no reason to stay with me
Me: so hit me up when you're a politician!
Me: duh. that's the whole point. like 50 cent says "HAVE A BABY BY ME BE A MILLIONAIRE". He mapped out my career plan right there