A Joke No One Got...
- Me: It has a moon chart so you can know the phases of the moon. Everyone needs that.
- Him: Duh. That tells you when to fish.
- Me: It has tide data too, but that just lets you know when to sing blondie
- Him: ...
My dad's the best
- Me: Daddy, I'm sad.
- Dad: It's okay, you're allowed to be sad
- Me: cries
- Dad: That's how it works kiddo, you have to be sad and then you stop and then you get over it and then you're over it for good.
I feel like sleep is pretty afraid of my insomnia and that’s why it never wants to hang out with me.
In Which People Don’t Get My Sense of Humor
One of boyfriend’s soccer teammates was showing us bruises from their practice that he gave her and looked at me and asked me if I could believe it. I said “Oh I can believe it he beats me every day.” I got a lot of concerned looks and nervous laughter, and boyfriend said one of the guys on his team gave him a look. I immediately followed it up with “Just Kidding” and managed to stop myself from saying “I just walk into a lot of doors.”
So, hopefully people at his work don’t think he’s abusive, lol.
"”I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that” — Martin Luther King, Jr."
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: BBC Comedy visits a support group for old-school Radiohead fans.
As someone who hasn’t loved anything Radiohead since OK Computer, this video really speaks to me.
(Source: poploser, via thedailywhat)
